Showing posts with label Posts that will be used by Chuck Norris as evidence at the restraining order hearings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Posts that will be used by Chuck Norris as evidence at the restraining order hearings. Show all posts

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Me n' Chuck

So, here's a picture of me and my buddy Chuck Norris. This was shot when I was an extra on his movie Invasion USA. I also want to point out that I was pretty adorable. Take the jump to see me and "Uncle Chuck".



I'm not going to lie. He was really nice to everyone. Also, don't miss how short my shorts were. That was apparently pretty common for the time as every other picture of me at that age was in short-shorts. My mom just thought it was a crime to not share my super hot five year old legs with the world.

Monday, November 19, 2007

I heart Chuckabee

I got to thinking this morning while I was bathing, very briefly, there is still a water shortage. I thought about the value of humor in this presidential race. Why did I think about this? Because I saw the Mike Huckabee commercial that is after the jump. Take the jump.




In a day and age where most of us feel like the best social commentary is coming from a guy mocking Bill O'Reilly and a former stand-up comic, is it any wonder that someone with a sense of humor might be a dark horse? Vote Huckabee or pay the price.

PS. I'm creating a new category for all things Chuckabee related.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Your vote has been decided:










Chuck Norris endorses Mike Huckabee as his presidential candidate! With that bit of news we can all stop arguing about politics and move on. Thankfully with all the time Norris saved, the politicians can get back to arguing with one another off screen. Here's the real question, should Huckabee take Norris on as his vice president? Take the leap to learn a little about our future VP.



Fun Facts: Chuck Norris was slated to play Leonidas in 300, but they were going to have to change the name to 1.

Here is a picture of of Chuck's toilet paper.

What the war on terror should look like. Boom!

When I was around the tender age of 7, I was an extra in the Chuck Norris movie, "Invasion USA". I have a picture of myself sitting on his lap. I barely survived.