I'm married:

I am going on my honeymoon to Mexico in a few days. But, my shiny new wife and I had a lil' honeymoon and stopped in on the giant whale sharks at the Georgia Aquarium. I'll post pictures. You should all get married. It's pretty awesome. And here is the rest of it.

Update:

I can still beat X-Men vs. Street Fighter on one quarter. If you'll give me a quarter I'll prove it to you. Actually, if you could just give me a quarter, I have to pay for my caterer soon.And here is the rest of it.

High Quality Pictures:

Of Unattractive things. Take the jump to see them.

I got a brand new phone with a fancy-pants camera. I took pictures of things that are unattractive, like left over food and my big toe. Mind you, I took these pictures without considering I might put them online later. So, they are kind of gross.

Me n' Chuck

So, here's a picture of me and my buddy Chuck Norris. This was shot when I was an extra on his movie Invasion USA. I also want to point out that I was pretty adorable. Take the jump to see me and "Uncle Chuck".



I'm not going to lie. He was really nice to everyone. Also, don't miss how short my shorts were. That was apparently pretty common for the time as every other picture of me at that age was in short-shorts. My mom just thought it was a crime to not share my super hot five year old legs with the world.