Facebook Knows Too Much:

As I was creeping around the halls of Facebook my gaze was caught by an advertisement on the right.  I thought to myself, "What data mining has lead Zuckerberg and Co. to think I need this?"  I read over the copy in the ad and thought it must be a gag, maybe a Cracked spoof?  Nope, this is the real deal.  For some reason Facebook thinks I need this in my life.  Luckily, if I did need the services of this company I'd know that they are in their 60th year of service.  Maybe you could use their help?

Ten years ago this was how they thought best to promote the accomplishment, golden anniversary, ha, irony.

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